Anime Quotes: from Animeph.com

Anime Quotes:
This is a list of interesting and funny quotes taken from anime, manga, eroge, Japanese novels or anything anime-related.


Black Lagoon 2 Anime:

• “What a terrible story. But appropriate for our world. Sometimes I feel like I'm walking over a giant pile of shit.
Morality and justice don't really suit me. Words like that and what comes out of asses are surprisingly similar.”

Boogiepop Phantom Manga:

• “If a single clown could change the world, then I want to be a clown too.”
• “There are some egoists who think other people are just an extension of themselves.”

ef - a tale of memories Anime:

• “Because she learned about happiness, she feels lonely for the first time. And because she knows unhappiness, she understands happiness for the first time.”
• “Miracles don't exist in this world. All that exists are accidents, inevitabilities and the actions that one takes.” That's Himura's favorite phrase, isn't it? But sometimes the outcome of your action, which become inevitable, will overlap with accidents, and fulfill your dream unexpectedly. I don't know if that can be called a miracle, but there's one thing I'm certain about. Nothing will happen if you don't wish for it.

Elfen Lied Anime:

• “All the children here are miserable. When you are miserable, you need something that is even more miserable than you to feel good about yourself.”

Kanon 2006 Anime:

• “Is it really too late? Isn’t there any chance of you recovering?!”
“It may if a miracle happens, but it’s called miracle because it doesn’t happen.” “It’s called a miracle, since there is a chance of it coming true.” “Maybe you’re right.”

Maria X Holic Anime:

• "Thankfully, my heart is like the ocean; deep and without limits."

Suzumiya Haruhi Novel:

• “What on earth was my subconsciousness thinking!?”
• “However, as always, this girl was thinking up all sorts of nonsensical stuff. I can't help but wonder if there's a white hole inside her head, since her common sense seems to come from a different universe altogether.”
• “A localized, non-corrosive amalgamation of asynchronous space is independently occurring in restricted condition mode.”
“Even if you're speaking with phrases that make it seem like you just pulled words out of a dictionary and lined them up after they caught your eye, I, having no dictionary, am helpless.”
• “What're you doing here then?”
“What else would I be here for? To illegally enter the premises, of course.” “Don't openly declare your criminal intentions like that, there's a limit to being shameless!”
• "What would be nice? Hotpot? Sukiyaki? Crab is a no-no. I can't take it. Picking the flesh out of the shell drives me nuts. Why can't crabs make their shells edible? How come they didn't do anything about that during the course of evolution, might I ask?"
"That's exactly why they evolved shells! They don't undergo natural selection in the depths of the sea just for the sake of your stomach!"
• "That computer already belongs to us. There's not much fun in reclaiming what's already ours, find something else to bet on!"
"For some reason I was moved by Haruhi's words, she can always find a way to turn any illegally obtained object into her legal possession. Does she intend to become a professional thief?"

Toradora Anime:

• A dog's happiness is measured by how usefull he is to his master.

Trigun Anime:

• People who sin say that they had to, to survive. People who sin say that it's too late to stop now. The shadow called Sin dogs them steadily from behind, silently, without a word. Remorse and Agony are repeated, only to end up at Despair. But what sinners don't know, or what they have forgotten, is that there is a light, a light which keeps shining on them ever so warmly. A light that will never fade.

Tsukihime game:

• "Vampires don't move about in the daytime, so you'll be on guard for real during the night."
"...Do you realize you've just said something that completely contradicts your existence?"

Welcome to the NHK Manga:

• “They think they are generous, finding joy in feigning kindness while looking down on others.”

What a Wonderful World Manga:

• "When you hold your dream in your hands, it's just reality."
• ">Yes<; You qualify as a human being if you can say this word regardless of your own will."

World Embryo Manga:

• “So I woke up, and the world in front of my eyes was neither heaven nor hell, it was reality.”